First Show with Mr.Bublic

Intha thak sshowuku ungal anaivaraiyum intha Koundamani varaverkuren.Intha nigalchiya arambilakamnu mudivu panna piragu yaara mudhal guesta kupadhalamnnu naanum intha manga mandaiyanum rumba neram yosichom. Neriya peru manasula vanthanga, ana makkal manasula nikkanumnu mudivu panninom. Athanala intha Quarter with koundarin mudhal guesta ungalaiye kupadalamnu mudivu pannitom. Yes, the guest is the ones and only Mr. Bublic ma..

Ahhh Ladies and the Kunjomon ( Ada amam pa, Kadhukulu maranamilai poster pakkalaye? Our Gentleman is “back”!) blease welgome the Mister Bublic.

Koundar: Dei Ipod Mandiya enga da pona? Guestey vanthutaru, intha manga payale kanome.
Senthil:Anne, Anne ithou vanthuten ne.
Koundar: Dei Blueetooth vaaiya enga da pona? Ippovey un dagalti velaiya arambichutiya? Enga da pona naaye?
Senthil: Namma Sshoe nalla varanumnu pooja potutu vanthen ney.
Koundar: En apdiya bhajanaiyum paditu vara vendiyathu thane da kidna naaye? Iru di unna aparam veikuren.. Mr.bublic namma sshowa arambikkalama?
Mr.Bublic: Sari saar.
Koundar: Mudhal kosteen, athu epdinga namma nadu ivalavu mosamana nilamaila irukum bothum neenga ellam sandhosama irukkenga?
Senthil: Annen, pinniteenga mudhal kosteene superu..
Koundar: Ama ivaru columbusu kandipeditaru, dei burger thalaiya geep guiet man. Mr.Bublic neenga answer pannungo..
Mr.Bublic: Enna saar mosamana nilamai? Saturday ana Jodi no.1 , Sunday vantha Manada mayilada ithuku mela enna saar venum?
Koundar: Adang goniya,!! Innum intha TV ya vidamattengala? Munna ellam Serial parthutu irundheenga ippo dancea. Ungala solli kutram ila, govtey freeya TV tharum pothu neenga enna pannuvenga.
Sendhil: Annen, Naan kuda Kala Master kitta poi dance kathukittu Haarthi kuda MM3 la oru round varalamnnu nenaikuren.
Koundar: Ada set top box vaaya oru manasatchioda than pesuriya? Nee aduna athu manada mayilada ilada, naaiada nariadannu makkal sollunga. Mr.Bublic so ipdi than neenga sandhosama irukkengala?
Mr.Bublic : Ama sir, ithula enna santhegam?
Koundar: Naatula vilaivasi eripochu, velai ila thindattam athigama agi iruku, global reccessionnu solranga, ithula vera intha pacha ela pudingi thivura vathinga vedi veikuranga, ungaluku ellam bayama ilaiya?
Mr.Bublic: Naanga ethu saar bayapadanum? Engala kaapatha enga Gap10num action king arjunum irukkanga.. apparom enna sir?
Koundar: !!!!! Mr.Bublic very good ipdiye irunga, oru vazhiya agiduveenga. Dei Idiyappam vaaya, intha nadum nattu makkalum nasama pogatum sonnangale athu yennu ippo than puriyuthu.
Senthil: Ada ponga ne, ungaluku avanga mela poramai. ( manasukule, gap10 ku innum konjam support panni apdiye avar partyla oru nalla post vangidanum).
Koundar: Dai Magane, nee enna nenaikura nnu ennaku nalla teriuthu. Nee yarunu enaku terium naa yaru unaku terium namma yarunu ellarukum terium. Nee nenaikurathu oru pothum nadakathu magane. Mr. Bublic, Namma Abdul kalam kanavu kanungal munneralamnu sonnare, athayachum keekureengala?
Mr.Bublic: Avar solli epdi sir keekama irupom? Daily kanavu kanrom sir, nethu Namitha vanthanga, inaiku Shriya varuvanga nenaikuren sir.
Koundar: Ada karumame, ithuku mela ethuvum solla mudiyala. Sari narpathu varushama rendu katchiku maatume votu podureengala, ungaluke bore adikalaiya?
Mr.Bublic: Ada ponga sir, ennamo anju choice koduthu choose panna solra mathiri keekureenga? Onnu ithu, ilaina athu apdi thana sir iruku?
Senthil: Pudichanga ya pointa..
(Koundar senthila era iranga parthutu)
Koundar: Sari, Future la India vallarasu agumnu neriya peru solrangale atha pathi enna nenaikureenga?
Mr.Bublic: Ellam namma Dhoni kaila than sir iruku, avar manasu veicha namma nichiyam 2011 world cup jeichu vallarasu agidalam sir.
Koundar: adada dada… Mudiyala da samy. Naan evalavu peruku counter koduthu irukken, ana Mr.Bublic neenga…..
Senthil (manasukule Mavane ethana pera torture panna nalla venum da unaku) Annen, Adutha rounduku polama ne?
Koundar: Hmm Polam polam. Athuku munnadi oru short cutting breaku.. Viewers naan oru cutting pottutu vanthuduren, athuvaraikum neengo engayum poidhatheengo.. bulease wait ma..

Welcome bagk to Quarter with Koundar. Mr.Bublic intha roundu Thiruvilaiyadal round. Kelvigalai naan than keepen, neenga bathil sollanum readya..
Mr.Bublic: Ready sir.

Koundar: Arivuku?
Mr.Bublic: Abdul kalam
Koundar: Alaguku?
Mr.Bublic: AishwaryaRai
Koundar: Arasiyaluku?
Mr.Bublic: Amma
Koundar: Adithadiku?
Mr.Bublic: Anja Nenjan
Koundar: Actingu?
Mr.Bublic: Andavar
Koundar: Anbuku?
Mr.Bublic: Naanga
Koundar: Aapuku?
Mr.Bublic: Neenga

Koundar: Yabba sami, mudiyala! Mr.Bublic adichu pinnitengo. Last and final roundku porathuku murupadiyum oru short cutting break ya.

Koundar: Iam Bagk. So Mr.Bublic last rounduku readya? Intha round Moondru mudichu. Naan moonu kelvi khepen athuku correcta solanum. Firstu kosten Ungal latchiyam enna?

Mr.Bublic: Oru small car, oru 2 bedroom bedu, oru lcd tv, oru 10 lakhs bank deposit ithu than sir latchiyam.
Koundar: Enna oru latchiyam!! Ithu pothuma? Vera ethuvum venama? Ogay ogay second kosten, nattuku ethachum seiyanumnu aasai irukka?
Mr.Bublic: Irukku sir, Transformer orama kaa kaa porathu, Bana miri Dhum adikurathu, Saraku adichutu Vandi otturathu, Lovenra perula public placela nuisance panrathu, Vaaikizhiya pesitu votu podama irukurathu, forward Mails anupitu salary vangurathu Ithu ellam niruthanumnnu asai irukku sir.
Koundar: Shaabba.. Ippayachum asai vanthuche!! Ogay mister.Bublic last kosteen, Ivalavu kasthamana situationlayum santhosama irukkengale epadi?
Mr.Bublic ( oru second yosichitu) : Ellathukum neenga than sir karanam. Unga comedy scenea parthale ella kasthamum maranthu poguthu sir.
Koundar: Adang Gonniya adichan da Goalu.. Okka Makka, Mr.Bublic ithaiye maintain pannunga ungala yaralayum onnum panna mudiyathu. Inthanga Iam very Happi ya.. keep this prize ya..
Senthil: Annen , ennaku ethuvum prize ellam ilaiya?
Koundar: Athana parthe, enga da aale kanomnnu parthen! Unnaku thana? Anga kuppa thottila orugai packet onnu potten atha eduthukittu apdiye odipoidu da naaye.

Haallo viewers, meendum ungalai innoru guestoda meeting yaa. Ahh byengo..

Quarter with Kounder!!

Tamil nattu Makkale, Ellarum epdi irukkenga? Naan than unga comedian Koundamani... ahhhh the sheme(Same) CountMoney..

Enna pakkama romba naala sogama irukkengannu intha mouse mandaiyan sonnan. En manam thangavillai. Nenju proukavilai (side la tirumbi.... kaarrrrii thuuu) Athan ungala ellam regulara meet pannalamnnu mudivu panni irukken..
Athuku than intha Sshoow... Quarter with Kounder... Nsooiiii ya... ensooii..

Naan maatum ila, ungaluku pedicha/pedikatha, terinja/teriyatha, sorinja/soriyatha chiiiiii arinja/ariyatha VIP’s also you going to meet here ya. So all the edjucated family there, be ready ya.

Innoru mukkiyamana vishiyam, intha Sshoowku maavillaku thalaiyan Senthilum en kuda aajar agiduvan enbathai santhosthathudan (karumam da) therivithu kolkiren..
Kudiya veraivil En Sshooowwoda muthal guestoda varukiren.. Athuvaraikum…
Ahh Nandri.. Ahh vanakkamungoooo…

Mudhal Guest yaarunu munnakey kandupedikuravangaluku oru Old monk quarter parisaga tharapadum enbathai suyaninaivodu therivithukolkiren.

"Nakkal Thilagam"

After every hectic day in office (don’t ask me what I do ;)) I look to one person to recharge my batteries. He is none other the legendary comedian Sir. Goundamani. If you happen to watch any of the Tamil channels after 10pm you would definitely come across Sir Bell. Every time I watch his comedy scenes it grows manifold times on me. I really get awe of his indomitable timing sense and dialogue delivery.

Here are some of my favourites of the Hon. Bell sir (Not in this order)

Karakattakaran : Who can forget this movie? This movie ran for 365 days continuously and everyone knows why it ran for.

My pick is : Ada enn da, antha cinema karanga than ipdi thangaluku thange poster adichi ottikurangana neengaluma? Ada athuvathu parava 35 vayasu mela poranugalannu patha poga maturanga…..

Awesome nakkals and timing sense. Oh my God, I can see it all day. Special Kudos to Senthil’s appavi look. This is definitely a landmark movie in Tamil cinema and I can still remember each and every scene evenafter20 years.

Next in line is Singaravelan. When two legends in comedy combine what else do you get other than rib tickling, bone breaking, jaw dropping, and teeth cracking humour! If there is a movie that I can watch infinite times without getting bored, then it has to be this one.

All the scenes involving Kamal and Bell sir just brings the roof down. To me this one of the best comedy movies ever made in tamil cinema. My pick is when kamal says why he came to Chennai, our sir says, “ enna latchiyam. Ithu allava latchiyam.. Ama unga oorle oru ponnu pathu kalayanam pannikita unga latchiyathuku iluku varuma?” ROTFL.

Then comes another fav of mine. “ Maaman Magal” This satyaraj and Sir bell’s combo is another masterpiece. Infact iam a huge fan of this combo and Iam almost 90% of Tamil nadu would be mad of this combo. Most of us believe the Bell & senthil’s pairing is the best comedy pair but I feel this Satyaraj and Bell pair is a notch better. Iam an addict of this pair and hope to see this pair again. J

Other than these, I love almost all the 80’s comedy of Sir.Bell be it the All in All Alaguraja or the Pattuvathiyar Pavadasami or the inumerous characters that are delight to watch even after two decades.

When every kiddo entering Kollywood comes with up with a “Thalapathi” or “Star” title its really sad to see that our very own Bell sir being without any. As an eternal fan of this living legend and doctor of laughter therapy Iam proud to coin the title of “ NAKKAL THILAGAM” to our beloved sir.

Now, here is a small imagination, Me meeting Bell sir, to convey the news about this title.

Me : Ayya, Unga kalai sevaiya munitu ungaluku unga rasigaral agiya nanga pattam koduka porom.

Bell Sir: Adang goniya.. Pattama?? Vaal veichatha veikathathua?

Me: Ayya , naanga sonnathu kaathadi ilanga, title..

Bell sir: Apdiya da mang kotta mandaiya, munna ellam padathuku than title veipeenga ippo manushanukey veika arambicheetengala? Enna da athu title?

Me : Sir, Athu vanthu… Athu vanthu…

Bell Sir : Seekram sollu da idiyapam vaiyaa..

Me: Nakkal thilagam saar..

Bell Sir: Vaada Berika mandaiya, unna than da theyditu irundhen. Naan enna Naaiya nakkurathuku? Ithu munnadi naan yaara nakkunen? Ila nee than naan yarachum nakkurathu pathuthiya? Ethana peru da ipdi kelambi irukkenga?

Me: Sir Athu vanthu…

Bell sir: Dai, olunga odidu peru veikurangalam peru.. Nakkalu, vikkalunnutu…

Me: !!!

That week that was!

The Last 7 days would have been a complete feast for the media. Starting from the presidential elections to the further global financial meltdown to the Marathi Manoos to the Saffron terrorism to Jumbo’s sudden retirement, it’s been nonstop action around the world.

Now here’s the top 5 news items that caught my attention.

5. Kollywood’s one day Fast!
When you have the entire Kollywood’s actors on stage for a fast it’s definitely difficult to ignore. As usual the highlight of the show was Rajni, Kamal and Satyaraj.
The surprise packets were Mansoor Ali Khan & Radha Ravi. Both reveled in what they are known for, unintended fun. Btw, SJ Suryah’s lateral thinking on issue made sure there were few eggs ( I mean literally) on his face by the end of the show.

4. Marathi Manoo’s
What started as a single person’s attempt to gain political mileage has indeed started taking very very ugly scenes. The last week has showed how hatred has been already sowed in the minds of people when a Bihari guy was shot by the Maharastrian police after he took few bus passengers as hostage. After watching Praful Patel ‘s(NCP leader & Civil aviation minister) interview with KT in devil’s advocate I feel the Devil is yet to come in full.

3. Global financial meltdown
It was really funny to see Mr.Brown (UK premier) literally begging to the OPEC & China to provide more money to the IMF inorder to save the sagging economies around the world. Well, never knew the world would revolve in this way.

2. Jumbo’s Journey
It was definitely the shocker of the week. Everyone knew it’s going to happen, but definitely not this Sunday. He is going to be missed big time. He definitely deserves a separate post. To me, Kumble is almost on par with Sachin in terms of contribution to Indian cricket. Truly a Legend!

1. Barrack - Hamilton
This week two people took world by storm. They are quite similar in lot of things even though they belong to vastly different fields. The first thing that comes to everyone’s mind is they belong to the oppressed colour. But they have done something extra –ordinary to make sure that they are not remembered for their color alone. One is on the verge of becoming the 1st Afro-american US president and the other has already become the youngest F1 champion. We can surely expect more fireworks from both of them in the coming years. As far now, lets cherish the domination of these two over the world in their respective fields.

The “T” that tear us to Tears!

As I was spending my Saturday browsing the channels, I found one word being mentioned every second minute. Be it the interview of Barrack Obama or Raj Thackeray or for that matter any Amar Akbar Antony everyone was talking about this one this “T” word.

Ever since that day Sep morning of 2001, this word has become the household name of the world. Not only did it played havoc with the life 3000 odd Americans that day, it made sure that thousands of educated & employed engineers in far off sub continent were also made to search for a new livelihood.

Even though I haven’t been affected directly by that, It did send shivers down my spine whenever I see a flash news in the TV channels. Of late hardly a day passes without me hearing that horrific word. I was very insensible to most of happenings that have been taking place around the world until a couple of months of ago. But since this August, I just couldn’t control my emotions and wanted to pour them out somewhere and thought blogging is a better bet.

So when did it start? Some may say it started on 11^th sep, 2001, for some 1991 (gulf war) for others it could be much before. I don’t think anyone knows when it started but I surely hope that everyone be in a position to give a timeframe of when it would end.

So how can we stop it? What can we do for it? Well, it’s a quite difficult question to answer. I think its all because of one thing. Development. This One D led to another D. Destruction. Whenever human race developed in certain areas, there was lot of destruction be it the atomic energy, the technology, the medical inventions, you name it and its there. I know many of you wouldn’t agree with me, well if you can prove me wrong, iam ready to backtrack on us. But just give a thought about it!

Humanity could be the only answer to this. I think instead of identifying ourselves as Tamils, Telugus, Marathis, Biharis or Indians, Pakistanis, Americans, Africans or Hindus, Muslims, Christains we should be identify ourselves human beings. I think this would be the only solution because most of the reasons for the spread of the Horrific T starts from the clashes due to above mentioned IDENTITY. I would definitely point my finger to the identity crisis which has made the world so insecure.

This is just the beginning, I wanted to pour out all my thoughts just to satisfy my inner conscious.

P.S: Iam not against any country, religion or sect. Iam just against one word. I don’t know whether it would happen in my child’s time but I certainly don’t want my grandchild to find the word TERRORISM in his dictionary.

Human life is too precious to be lost for anything!